Wednesday, October 3, 2012

What I think of the Presidential debates.

Frankly, I did not understand any of what either candidate said.  It was all just a bunch of mumbo-jumbo as far as I was concerned.   I think people ought to be treated as equals and with respect.  I do not like it when police spray hobos with pepper juice or hit them with big sticks just for occupying wall street.  But on the other hand, I don't like it when hobos throw water balloons full of pee at the police, or attempt to stab them with sharpened toothbrushi, as hobos are wont to do.  I guess in the end, what it boils down to is "Who started it?"  That question will be answered this Novemember.  But until then, here are some facts to consider:

First of all, those pee-filled water balloons are not "full of pee."  You cannot strain hard enough to piss a water balloon full.  I don't care if you're Ron Jeremy.  There is maybe some pee, but the hobos fill up the rest with water using an ordinary garden hose.  So mostly, it's water. (This does not even begin to take into accoount that urine itself is MOSTLY WATER.) I hope this fact soothes what I imagine must be some hurt feelings.

Secondly, (I don't know if I've ever mentioned this, but it just so happens I have a background in chemical warfare, law enforcement, and drug development so I KNOW what I'm talking about here,) there's not much "hot stuff" in that pepper spray at all.  Less than 1%.  Again, the rest is MOSTLY WATER.  It's not so hot when you think about it like that.

Food for thought.

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