Genteel Readers;
I have three brief updates, though further details are sure to follow:
Katie and I have decided to part ways, an event which occurred at a renaissance fair and was precipitated by the realization that she is, in fact, a worthless harlot. As Katie is apparently wont to be.
In an unrelated incident, I was arrested for public urination at said same renaissance fair. I have just been released from jail, as the arrest spiraled into several other unrelated events wherein I threatened the life of a sitting judge as I was being arraigned.
Finally, some good news! In the ultimate "green" lifestyle change, I have decided to take up permanent residence in my Prius while I pursue work as a writer! This decision was reached upon my release from jail. My gymnasium has graciously allowed me to "camp" in their parking lot so long as I arrive after closing and leave before opening!
More exciting news is to follow, so stay attuned!
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