The Presidential Election

Genteel Readers;

Do you, in your private thoughts, ever speculate about a time in the future when the genteel and intelligent and intellectual persons of the world will finally tell all the crazily acting and backwards persons of the world to rot in hell?  I do.  I am wont to do such things all the time.  But we must remain steadfast and strong, and extricate ourselves from their lunatic "whooping" and name calling.  We will not create a better world by hurting the feelings of persons with whom we disagree!  Even if they cause us to go into a livid tizzy of nerves! That will just create further ruckus and fuss, exactly the things of which we wish to rid the world! But there is hope yet, and I hope with this post to offer some inspiration and genteel hope.  Not fake "hope" like The Machine does.  But real, human, loving hope.  As Jesus would in times of yore.

Like all my intelligentsia and literati brethren, I voted for Jill Stein and the Green Party.   Because she is the only presidential contender who is an actual Doctor (and therefore is quite learned,) and also because she wants to protect the Earth and all the living things in it, rather than exploding things and shooting guns at poors and otherwise good people who made a series of honest mistakes.  There is, after all, only one true law, NATURAL LAW.

As it so happened, Jill Stein got only 377,536 votes.  104 of which came from me.  118,462,645 people voted for "The Machine" (and probably went to McDonald's in their Wal-Mart sports attire afterward to whoop it up and get domestic beer drunk,) and 1,134,830 braying idiots voted for some fucknut then went home to make sexual love to their machine guns.

My state also voted to get stoned on reefer like a bunch of twittering hobos.  (And I am NOT talking about the social network.  I'm talking about laughing at NOTHING!  And using freight cars as your primary means of transportation!)  I think this is outright barbaric.

So here is my final analysis;

Am I better than the vast majority of people?  Yes.

Am I smarter than the vast majority of people?  Also yes.

Am I more moral than the vast majority of people?  Quite yes.

Am I stronger and more courageous than the vast majority of people?  Absolutely.

So you see, genteel readers, there is nothing to fear.  We are as a light in the darkness, pushing the darkness back with our brightness.  And if you voted Green as did I, I offer you a figurative organic kumkwat in salutation to your superiority to the inbred rubes of the world who do nothing but go to some banal job every day and raise ragamuffin inbred rube sperm into mature rubes.  There is SO MUCH MORE in life that is SO MUCH MORE important, like literature, exploring far away and exotic locales via the internet, and of course writing NEW literature to inspire the little people of the world.

I am working on a new one right now!  It is a novel about two transient farmers, one retarded yet strong, who is shot in the head by the other after he fondles a farmer's daughter to death.  Thoughts?